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Sage Mike Prattles


Welcome to my brand new blog, Sage Mike Prattles. As you can guess from the title, I’m Sage Mike, one of the current sages of the Church of Infinitiaty.

Here, I will answer questions from Infinitiatian parishioners about spirituality and life, discuss the intricacies of the Infinitian faith, and generally write a sufficient quantity of material to justify my job as a sage. In my discussions, I will do my sagely best to cater to the Gods’ needs and whims by praising those Gods who need or like praise, ignoring those Gods who need or like to be ignored, and pandering to those Gods who need or like to be pandered to.

Above all, I will do my best to never piss off any of the Gods because some of them are perfectly happy to smite people at the drop of a hat. That’s why I refuse to own any headgear. I’d hate to accidentally drop a hat.

Questions Welcome. Sort of.

If you would like me to answer a question you have about Infinitiaty or how you should live your life as a spiritual Infinitian, please let me know. I’m here to help. But only if I don’t have anything better to do at the time. (For legal and tax reasons I can’t post my telephone, address or email information here. You can reach me through the Church of Infinitiaty.)

While I will accept comments on my blog posts, and may respond to them, this blog is not intended as a venue for multi-way dialogs. I have a forum on the main Church of Infinitiaty Web site that is designed specifically for that purpose. Feel free start or join the discussions there.

I hope you’ll come back, listen to me prattle on, learn more about Infinitiaty and discover how to live an infinitely spiritual life, or some reasonable facsimile thereof.

Pray, do tell ...