Guido, from Shiddisturberg, New Jersey asks the following regarding the dissing of God One,
Ya know, Sage Mike, I’d noticed howse in some a your blog posts yous diss God One. Does dat mean dat da rest of us Joes is allowed to mock ‘Im too?
Guido, you have such a way with words! If I understand you, I think you’re asking, because I make fun of some of God One’s flaws from time to time and haven’t been seriously punished for it, does that mean that it is OK for you to poke fun at God One too?
If that is your question, the short answer is, “No!” A slightly longer answer is, “Don’t do it!”
Dissing God One is Best Left to Professionals
One look at our world and humanity makes it obvious that there is much to disapprove of in our Creator. Nevertheless, He is very sensitive about His failings. Therefore, it is best to leave the dissing and jesting of God One to professionals, such as myself and the other Sages of Infinitiaty.
We have a 48-page manual laying out exactly how far we can and can’t go in mocking God One. In addition, we have to attend an intensive, month-long course on the subject and pass a rigorous ridicule-theology exam before we are allowed to say a single word against God One.
Trust me on this one. You don’t want to mess with God One. If you think the mob is hard on people who cross them, they’re nothing compared to God One. Let me put it this way, if you say one wrong word about God One, I’m not going to want to be within a mile of you during an electrical storm.
That having been said, the Church of Infinitiaty offers a service whereby, for a small fee, one of our Sages or local reverends will mock God One on your behalf, being careful not to cross the boundaries of acceptability.
If you are thinking of using this service, I recommend hiring one of us Sages. We receive much more extensive training in these matters than the local clergy. Sages cost a little more, but you don’t want to take chances when lightning bolts directed at you and your clergy might be the result.