One of the things I love about Infinitiaty is its ability to answer some of the really big questions of life that are otherwise unanswerable, such as the mystery of an unmatched sock. Some of these answers are provided on the Church of Infinitiaty Web site. And the Sages of Infinitiaty are working on documenting more in the coming weeks and months.
One of the deep enigmas of the universe that had greatly puzzled or, to be more precise, plagued me until I began studying Infinitiaty and learned the answer was the question of how socks could go missing in dryers. Clearly, socks, or any other matter for that matter, could not simply disappear. It goes against all of our laws of physics.
Thus, as the proofs of Infinitiaty on the Church of Infinitiaty Web site explain, the prevalence of unmatched socks in our homes cannot be accounted for by material laws of science. It must, therefore, be the work of one of the Gods or, as stated in the proofs, more likely a conspiracy of Gods.
The Unmatched Sock: A Timeless Godly Prank
In truth, we now know that an unmatched sock is a prank of one of the Gods. (It’s likely not our God, God One. He doesn’t have a sense of humor.) He or She is just messing with us for His or Her enjoyment. The Gods never tire of that joke.
So, the next time you find yourself with a sock without a mate. Rather than cursing your fate, look up to the heavens and say, “Good one God. You got me.” The prankster God will appreciate your willingness to take a joke.
What other religion provides enlightenment on the pressing problems of our lives like that? Only Infinitiaty. That’s why I find Infinitiaty to be such a comforting religion.