Someone who asked me to identify him as only G. Willickers, from Great Synick, Wisconsin, called me to ask a spiritual question that has been troubling him. He wanted to know how it is possible for Gods to be everywhere at once.
Because this is, in the minds of people without a scientific grounding, a fundamental holy enigma that has frequently caused many people to question their faith, I told G. that I would answer him here rather than on the phone so everyone could read my response.
The answer is actually quite elemental and scientific, but rather difficult to comprehend for those of us who are able to see the world only on a human scale. I will try to explain, but forgive me if my scientific faculties are not up to the task of supplying an answer that can be understood by laymen.
First of all, I have to shoot down a myth. It is true that Gods exhibit omnipresence most of the time, but not always. More on the “not always” later, but first let’s look at how Gods can be omnipresent most of the time.
Infinitian physicists have known for some time that Gods exist at the quantum level. As such, a corollary of Richard Feynman’s quantum theories makes it clear that Gods follow all paths at all times. From this, it follows that if they are following all paths at all times they must also be at all points at all times. Otherwise, there would be paths that they weren’t following because every point in the universe lies on an astronomically large number of paths. Hence, the Gods are everywhere all of the time. Thus, they do indeed exhibit omnipresence. QED.
Exception to the Omnipresence of Gods
There is one exception to this quantum rule. When a quantum particle is observed, it then is locked into its observed position for just the single point in time that it is observed. Therein lies the reason for the exception to the rule that Gods are everywhere simultaneously.
God One is rarely observed. There have been a couple of biblical figures who were allowed to see Him a couple of times, but that was very rare and it likely hasn’t happened for at least hundreds and probably thousands of years.
There have been some rumors that God One has recently been seen exposing Himself to people on buses. However, these sightings have been discounted because it is widely assumed that God One must be much better hung than the man who has been exposing himself on buses.
Thus, because God One is almost never observed, he is almost always omnipresent.
However, this is not the case for a number of the other Gods. When they visit God One’s universe, there is nothing those Gods enjoy doing more than temporarily occupying a human body and having sex. Orgasms are rapturous for Them. (God One is a prude and has never been known to have His way with one of His creations.)
Of course, while the Gods are occupying a human body They are observed in the context of that body and, therefore, They are fixed at a precise location in space-time for, on average, 2.8 minutes when they occupy a male body or 14 minutes when they occupy a female body.