I’m frequently asked if God One—or any God for that matter—knows all. But does He really possess full knowledge of everything? The simple and, for most people, surprising answer is no.
The common misconception that God One knows everything about everything comes from the monotheistic religions. Their false God (false at least in the sense that the monotheists don’t go far enough; they don’t recognize that their God is but one of an infinite number of Gods) is generally painted as being all-knowing. Infinitiaty has never claimed, unless paid to make that claim, that all-knowingness is a trait of God One. A simple look around provides clear proof that that is not true. Things, our bodies included, would work much better than they do if our Creator knew everything about everything.
In fact, it’s rather astounding to learn what God One does and does not know. His head is filled with facts and figures that one would imagine would be too trivial for a God to keep track of, but He is totally lacking much of data that is critical to His good stewardship of our universe.
Full Knowledge? Um, Not Quite.
For example, He can tell you the size of every single penis and every pair of breasts (and all the single breasts as well) on Earth to a level of accuracy that far exceeds the precision of the most accurate of human-made measuring devices. He even knows the precise diameter and height of each of the nipples on all of those breasts. But He is totally ignorant of, for instance, tectonic forces, which is why He mistakenly put the world together in a way that compels us to suffer through devastating earthquakes.
What’s more, some of the significant information that God One once knew, He forgot shortly after gaining that information. For example, He totally forgot that He created dinosaurs. That’s why He neglected to mention them anywhere in any of the bibles He gave to the monotheistic religions as their consolation prize for getting it wrong about the infinite number of Gods.
(Dinosaurs get a brief mention in the Book of Schmendrick in the Infinitian Bible, which was written before the monotheistic bibles and before God One had forgotten totally about having created dinosaurs. Although, judging from the scantiness of the mention there, it is clear that dinosaurs had already largely faded from His memory at that point.)
Actually, come to think of it, it’s probably best to avoid asking God One any science-related questions at all. He is extremely weak in that area and you are likely to be exceptionally disappointed—and more than a little depressed and frightened—when you learn of His ignorance of science. For instance, He really thought that he had set the sun revolving around the earth. It wasn’t until some humans proved that to be wrong that He remembered that He did it the other way around.
Just how large are the gaps in God One’s knowledge? That’s hard to say, but I can tell you that, in one of his conversations with God One back in 2007, the Chief Sage Officer (CSO) of Infinitiaty suggested to God One that He should appear on the game show Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? The CSO said it would raise God One’s profile, make Him appear warmer and, hopefully, gain a few new converts for Infinitiaty. God One refused to appear on the show. Was that because He feared that He knew less than a human fifth grader? I don’t know. I’m just saying.