Some religions postulate that their god had a God Child or, sometimes, god child. The most notable such religion that, for a reason that escapes me, is still widely followed is Christianity. Christians think that Jesus Christ was the son of their god, God.
But what proof do they have? None whatsoever. There are second-hand accounts died attesting to the “fact” of His existence, but those accounts were written years after the alleged Christ allegedly. And were any of the authors of those accounts present when their god, God, allegedly impregnated Mary? No, they were not. Their claim is, therefore, dubious, to say the least.
Infinitiaty doesn’t claim that our Gods have had children as such. However, we do know that Gods create other Gods. It’s inevitable. Nothing can be created without a Creator so there must be an infinite number of Gods that created an infinite number of other Gods. No one knows how that happens, but to think that a human host is part of the process is ludicrous. And we know for certain that no sex is involved and there are no virgin births.
Despite not being Children of Gods in the normal sense, it is natural to think of of the God-created Gods that way. I.e., we think of each God as a child of the God Who created Him or Her. Thus, we typically do refer to Them that way.
There has long been a question in Infinitiaty as to whether our Creator, God One has ever created another God or, rhetorically speaking, a God Child. It has now been proven that He has, indeed, created such a “Child.”
Last week, in a conversation with Infinitiaty’s Chief Ideology Officer, God One admitted to the CIO that He had a child. Following the Infinitian tradition of alternating the sexes of the Gods with each generation, He made His God Child a female. And, as He told the CIO, not only had He created a Daughter, but He also caused Her to inhabit a human body so as to better experience the world He had created and to take rapturous pleasure in interacting with His creations.
The body that God One temporarily gave His Daughter was the body of Christiana Corpuscle, a high school teacher in, appropriately, Godsword, Mississippi.
What more proof can there be than the in-person Word of God One that His Daughter does, indeed, exist? We were very fortunate to receive this proof because God One’s original Great Plan was to not mention his Daughter’s occupation of Christiana’s body. However, God One relented and revealed the Truth as an act of mercy.
God Child: Godly Promiscuity
What happened was, while occupying Christiana’s body, God One’s Daughter, God Minus One or God -1 by Infinitiaty’s naming standards, successfully seduced 37 male students and 13 female students at Godsword High. The students ranged in age from 13 to 17.
It is also claimed that she had sex with seven male teachers, five of whom are married, and two female teachers, both of whom are married, but none of those teachers are willing to confirm or deny that. And there may be more to this story. It’s said that many of Christiana’s parent-teacher meetings were, “interesting.”
If there had ever been any doubt that Christiana’s body was inhabited by a God, her sexual prowess proved it. No human, not even one as voluptuous and nymphomaniacal as Christiana Corpuscle, could have seduced that many young men, and particularly young women in so short a time, unless She was, in fact, a God Child and, therefore, a God in Her own right.
After her exploits became known, God One yanked God -1 back to the transcendent realm to avoid further embarrassment. In addition, some people have speculated that God One was getting jealous of God -1’s spectacular sexual prowess and that was part of the reason for Him yanking her from corporeal Earth, but that rumor has not yet been confirmed. It should be noted, that the rumor is doubted in most religious circles because it’s well known that God One is a major prude.
As an interesting aside to this story, it is only a pure coincidence that Christiana Corpuscle is a real-life first cousin of Infinitiaty’s Chief Ideology Officer. After God -1 left Christiana’s body the CIO spirited his cousin away from Godsword High and ensconced her in a guest suite in the Church of Infinitiaty’s head office. The senior officers, particularly the male ones, at the Church are exceptionally pleased with this turn of events, but Christiana’s former students and a few of her colleagues are very upset about her departure.
The CIO plans to present God One’s Words as a character reference for Christiana at her trial for criminal sexual conduct. Christiana will not speak on her own behalf, or even be present at the trial, because she is claiming religious sanctuary at the Church. Infinitiaty’s CIO had hoped to have God One speak at the trial in Christiana’s defense, but God One is busy that day and the judge refuses to allow a postponement.
God One has promised spots in His heaven for the judge and the jury in return for them each making a $1,000 donation to the Church of Infinitiaty and acquitting Christiana, but we don’t yet know if that will sway them. Stay tuned.