
Worshippers of God 937 pray by clucking like chickens. To avoid embarrassment when witnessed by outsiders, they disingenuously refer to this as "speaking in tongues."
Conceptually, in a spiritual mumbo-jumbo sort of way, it is possible to love all of the Gods simultaneously. However, because there are an infinite number of Gods, it is, in a practical, real-world sense, impossible for us to properly worship all of Them individually. Consequently, most Infinitian churches focus on one or a small number of the Gods, while occasionally saying a collective prayer for the infinite set of Them.
Another reason for restricting their worship to a limited number of Gods is that the cost of buying an Infinitiaty church franchise that allows the worship of all of the infinite number of Gods individually is cost-prohibitive for most church franchisees. A license allowing a church to say collective prayers for Them all at once adds only a slight amount to the licensing fee paid for the worship of a single God. (Each church must buy a license to worship at least one God individually because Gods don’t answer prayers collectively. And what’s the point of praying to Gods if They are not going to answer your prayers?)
When considering which Infinitiaty church to join it is, therefore, important to base your choice on which God or Gods the church worships. Otherwise, you may be stuck practicing some terribly weird rites. (But don’t let the responsible Gods hear you call their rites weird. You’ll regret the consequences if you do. Contrary to popular belief, lightning can strike twice, or three times, or millions of times. Enough said.)







