Category Archives: Miscellaneous
Non-Disposable Words of Gods
A few days ago I received the following letter from Björn Yësstordåe, a devout Infinitian originally from Sweden but now living in Allheavens, Louisiana: Dear Sage Mike, I love the Gods. In one way or another, every penny I have beyond the bare minimum I need to stave off starvation goes to the Church of [...]
Insurance Questions
Do I look like an insurance agent or an insurance broker? I dress conservatively, I’m kind of boring and relentless in trying to sell my beliefs, but that is not enough to make me an insurance salesman. For that I’d have to, well, you know, sell insurance. I don’t. But people must think I do [...]
Revolutionary Knowledge
Jane Fartalott, of Sceptique-de-Culte, France, recently emailed me the following question: Dear Sage Mike [the feeble-minded can be so well-mannered, can’t they?], If religion is divinely inspired and based on the true words that come directly from all-knowing Gods, why did religion believe up to the time of the Renaissance, and even beyond that, that [...]
Heavenly Sight
Victoria from San Taklaus, California sent me the following note: My parents died when I was very young. Since then, I’ve always believed that they’ve witnessed my accomplishments from their perches in heaven. Now that I’m an adult, I’m beginning to question my childhood thoughts. Can our deceased loved ones really watch over us from [...]
Dietary Law Question
Constance Muncherre of Kannabysse, Kentucky recently sent me the following email: I am deeply devoted to Infinitiaty. I realize that because there are an infinite number of Gods there are an infinite number of dietary laws in our religion. I’m throwing a dinner party for my orthodox Infinitian friends next Thursday. I want to make [...]
