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Category Archives: Morals

Tattooed Morality

Written by Sage Mike on August 5, 2010 — Leave a Comment

A few days ago I received a letter from a young woman, Deirdre, in Durtoneadelle, Wisconsin, USA. After scrutinizing her words, looking for undertones that might be hidden between the lines, I discerned that Deirdre is spiritually solid, but socially lost. The following is a verbatim transcript of her letter, with her last name redacted [...]

Tagged God, Gods, religion, tattoos

Stolen Faith

Written by Sage Mike on August 1, 2010 — Leave a Comment

Disconcertingly, by some means that she refuses to reveal, Mimi from Goddahavit, New York, USA, recently obtained my private phone number. She used it to call and ask me the following question: “The other day, I was walking on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan when I spied the most darling little sequin- and rhinestone-encrusted, designer-label jacket [...]

Tagged commandment, God, guideline, penance, sin, steal, stealing, theft

Extramarital Affairs

Written by Sage Mike on July 29, 2010 — Leave a Comment

Jenny, a new follower of the Infinitian faith from Falnaingelle, Nevada, USA, emailed me the following question: “Would an extramarital affair be OK?” My initial reaction on reading Jenny’s question was, “yes, absolutely!” Then I realized that, rather than asking whether I’d be amenable to having one with her, she was probably asking if extramarital [...]

Tagged adultery, commandments, extramarital affairs, guidelines, morals, recommendations

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