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  1. Nick
    December 14, 2010 - 10:30 am | Permalink

    In the Infinitiaty banner at the ver-it-y top of the screen, it reads
    >An infinty of Gods is infinitely greater
    >infinty

    You’re welcome.

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    • Sage Mike
      December 14, 2010 - 10:35 am | Permalink

      It is a mere truism that an infinity of Gods is infinitely greater than one God (or any finite number of Gods.

      Oh, by the way, about it saying an “infinty of Gods” … no it doesn’t! … (not anymore ;) ) Thanks!

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      • Nick
        December 14, 2010 - 11:23 am | Permalink

        The T-shirt designs all still say it.

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        • Sage Mike
          December 14, 2010 - 11:49 am | Permalink

          Damn! Damn! Damn!

          Thanks!!!!! We’re working on the fixes. They should be ready within the hour.

          Funny, no one has ever complained about that before. Then again, no one’s bought any of that stuff yet. Maybe that’s why.

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  2. stephen fox
    January 13, 2011 - 9:22 pm | Permalink

    A brand new religion, how exciting! Sign me up, in fact if possible I would be interested in a local franchise though the tees and mugs don’t do much for me. If we put our heads together I bet there are any number of great ideas just waiting to be born again and again and again…. I have been looking into the idea of infinite universes as predicted by string theory. I had a hard time with algebra so the math in string theory is a little beyond me. Could each universe have one God? I think we should start a chain letter you know pray to ten gods and send ten letters to your friends having them to pray to ten gods and send out ten letters to ten friends asking them to do the same. Before you know it the whole world will be praying like mad, not infinity but a good faith effort.. got to start somewhere. Some day when we have am radio stations all over this great nation praising gods just think it all started right here.

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    • Sage Mike
      January 13, 2011 - 9:35 pm | Permalink

      We would likely be thrilled to have you as a franchise fee. How soon can you pay the $12-million up-front franchise fee. (Please see our franchise page for more information.)

      Re each universe having a God, yes absolutely, as is explained by the Big Bang Theory, each universe was created as a result of by a big bang created by when two Gods reach simultaneous orgasms, presumably while having sex together.

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