Obviously, we can’t sell church franchises to just anyone. You must be a qualified individual. Preferably, you should be a qualified individual person, but franchises can be held in pet’s names if it will create a favorable tax situation and you agree to forward three-quarters of the tax savings to the Church of Infinitiaty. Please complete the following application form and our system will immediately tell you whether you qualify as a Church of Infinitiaty franchisee.
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